Too hot seemed easy as a direct-damage effect
Bound // Determined Cadaverous Bloom Camellia, the Seedmiser Cease // Desist Charnel Troll Corpseberry Cultivator Cosmogoyf Deathrite Shaman Diregraf Rebirth Dreg Mangler Faunsbane Troll Flesh // Blood Ghoulcaller's Harvest Gloomshrieker Grime Gorger Harness Infinity Hogaak, Arisen Necropolis Iname as One Invasion of Lorwyn Lluwen, Exchange Student Morbid Bloom Necrogenesis Nemata, Primeval Warden Nyx Weaver Pharika, God of Affliction Pillage the Bog Polukranos, Unchained Revival Experiment Rotwidow Pack Sarulf, Realm Eater Sisters of Stone Death Skyfisher Spider Slitherhead Sluiceway Scorpion Stoic Grove-Guide Treasured Find Varolz, the Scar-Striped Venom, Deadly Devourer Winter, Cynical Opportunist Woodwraith Strangler Young Deathclaws
Those three effects are as follows: You can either choose a player to draw two cards, destroy a target artifact, or deal five damage to any target creature
Aim for an average mana value around 2.5-3.5
And while counterfeit Pokemon cards arent a widespread issue these days, at least when it comes to English cards, that wasnt always the case